You Know You're a D-M's Oldbie When...
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Written by DF:
¤ You spell "phoenix" wrong.
¤ You've stopped using your calculator on math tests because you're so accustomed to adding Digimon's levels in your head.
¤ You refer to your birthday by what age you're going to be (14-year, 18-year, 20-year).
¤ You never click links in AIM without first making sure you're not being directed to obscene images.
¤ You begin referring to your friends by their initials.
¤ Anything that annoys you automatically gets blamed on "ezBread."
¤ Someone asks for your name and you also give them your species, gender, elements, and level.
¤ Someone asks for your birthday and you give them the date of your D-M's anniversary instead.
¤ Your favorite mode of insulting someone is to call them a newb.
¤ The people you refer to as your parents, siblings, grandfathers, and/or crazy uncles are not actually related to you by blood.
¤ You've accidentally referred to your school's teacher lounge as the "admin fortress." Multiple times.
¤ Anyone you dislike becomes automatically associated with MC in your mind.
¤ While waiting in the extremely slow supermarket checkout line, you mutter about the mods not doing their jobs.
¤ Your cat/dog has kittens/puppies, and you give them all the same name and refer to them as your "army."
¤ Your preferred way of settling an argument with someone you dislike is to write offensive messages on the side of their house with a Magic Marker, then brag about how you "spammed" them.
¤ On a boring day, you criticize your parents/teachers/boss for not coming up with a good enough storyline.
¤ You refer to your handheld organizer or cell phone as your D-3/D-Arc/whatever device you may have had.
¤ One of your favorite stores goes out of business, but you are unworried because, hey, it'll just come back in a couple of months anyway.
Written by yosmon:
¤ You think hobos are cool.
¤ When someone eats something large and nasty, you think they're Alphamon.
¤ You STILL think :-) is a secret evil code.
¤ When a store chain opens a new shop, you call it a new "version".
¤ When a new store that sells the same stuff as an older store opens and is run by someone else, you say it's a "lower quality clone version."
¤ You think wind is good against electric and complain when an RPG doesn't do that.
¤ You actually know what "yosmon" means. (seriously, don't ask)
¤ You read this.
¤ You tell everyone to get a life.
¤ You go to message boards over 2 years old and tell them to get a life.
¤ You get caught cheating on a test and say "I was testing you to see if you could spot cheaters, you win!"
¤ When someone online says they have an online girlfriend, you say "That was soo 3 years ago."
¤ You complain about loyalty issues all the time.
¤ You have a sniff-a-d-arc 2005 (which was made in 2002... If you don't know, don't ask).